dijous, 23 d’abril del 2009

Test

Algun friki ha fet un test per saber en quin dels personatges més emblematics del meu edifici t'identifiques...

Podeu fer-lo, poseu els respostes en un comentari i us penjo la foto del malalt /malalta, amb moments historics


1-.There is party tonight...Onella or Bors??
Onella so I can find more chicks and fuck them!
We go to a student village party first...then maybe we go out!
I don't care...let's rock and get wasted
Clubs?? I stay in my kitchen to drink and to get wasted
I don't fucking care....let's go dance and have fun togheter!
I've to study tonight! Just after another episode of Lost
Mmmm I'm "busy" with my love tonight

2.What is your favourite food?
Chocolate
I cook! otherwise I just go to eat Sushi
Italian dishes of course...but I wanna try everything
ketchup
I feed myself with the love
Lomito de mama
Whiskey

3.Which kind of music do you usually listen?
David Bisbal's songs!
Love songs
System of a Down...but I like everythink
Spanish songs to sing loudly everywhere
I drink instead
Meeeetal!
I put my fucking playlist all day long! but I prefer play a porno instead!

4.You've finished your dinner....it's time to clean....
Clean?!? what does it means?
uff..maybe later
I already did it!
Ive eaten only chocolate c'mon!
...myself....I stink!
I've cooked I don't clean
No problem, they're just two plates

5.Your room is...
the place where I put my beers
always clean....suppose that a girl come to fuck with me!!
I don't have a room...I live in the 3rd floor!
Quite durty...I'm too lazy to clean it up!
The place where I see Lost episodes!
Is in order and I'll clean everytime!
Confortable for two people sleeping in there

6.It's time to study....
I've to study otherwise my university kicks me out! merde!
I smoke instead!
I have something better to do....and not alone!
Yo sto estudiando ke si ke si
My teacher is an asshole!
Mmmm let's me check in the vocabulary the meaning of this exotic word
It's one week long that I study! maybe chocolate break in a while

7.What about sex?
I wanna lick ketchup from the nipples of an hot girl
I do it every fuckin' night!
I'm horny but I try to resist!
Estoy siempre cachonda!
It's always in my thoughts...come here chicks!
My dream: drinking beer while fucking a girl in doggy style.
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